I come here because I have no friends and no life.
EDIT: You know what, that’s actually not fair to me. I’m actually getting a second degree, but I have no social life. That’s the main reason why I’m always here.
I had a bout of socializing last night. The trouble for me is the idle chitchat. Conversations don’t need to be tremendously deep, but I’d like to converse on a more authentic or amusing level than usually prevails.