So I had a birthday a couple days ago and it sucked like all birthdays do, but it was probably worse than they usually are. I got obligatory contact from my parents and two obligatory text messages from other relatives, which is nice, but I would’ve appreciated hearing from the other 80% of my siblings, but that’s still okay. No different than usual. What really annoyed me was my terrible friends. They contacted me and wanted to do some kind of gathering. And no one else wanted to go so once everyone else bailed the guys that offered to interact with me in the first place canceled on me once they realized that I’d be the only one in attendance. Say what you want about how horrible I am, but I’d never do that. So fuck them. To be fair, I don’t really blame them. I certainly wouldn’t want to spend time with me either, but what really pisses me off was offering and getting my hopes up and then canceling and wasting my time. Hopefully fate will deliver me a belated present and afflict them with horrifying tragedy or something. That’d be hilarious. So fuck them, fuck birthdays and fuck everything else too.

I hope you’re all doing well.