After stringing me along as an intern and then a temp for two years, the lab where I work finally gave me a real job with benefits today. Now, I’m actually currently in the process of applying to grad school and will be quitting in five months and moving to New York if I get in, but I’ll happily take the pay bump and the optical insurance in the meantime.
Wait, Carl, is that you? You can’t just take benefits and run like that. You’re fired.