PROS
- The stargates have pronged upper chevrons, just like in the original film.
- The chevrons don’t glow, just like in the original film.
- The Goa’uld & Abydans speak ancient Egyptian rather than English/made-up gibberish, just like in the original film.
- The miscellaneous other tidbits which hearken back to the original film.
- Sarah Navratil’s curves.
CONS
- The writing.
- The direction.
- The characterization.
- The humour.
- The production values.
- The pointlessness.
★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆