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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

TV’s Frink said:

The only proper way to cook pizza is to leave it on the beach for a while.

under a giant magnifying glass? Or a small one that’s gradually moved back and forth over the pizza?

That’s the corporate magglass lobby doing your thinking for you. It will cook just fine in the sun if you give it time.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

dahmage said:

Kinda like an industrial pizza oven.

So, like Nine Inch Nails?

So, like the first bite of the pizza is fantastic, second is so-so, and third puts you off pizza forever? And if you’re being honest with yourself, the second bite put you off pizza forever, you just couldn’t admit it to yourself until the third bite?

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

dahmage said:

Kinda like an industrial pizza oven.

Those should be illegal. Who the hell buys cooked pizza?

Pizza is too important to be left to the private sector.

The blue elephant in the room.

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TV’s Frink said:

Mrebo said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Mrebo said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

dahmage said:

Kinda like an industrial pizza oven.

Those should be illegal. Who the hell buys cooked pizza?

Pizza is too important to be left to the private sector.

What have any of these posts had to do with the government sector?

Nothing, that’s the problem. Government should provide our pizza.

But should they cook it?

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.”

The blue elephant in the room.

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No thanks. Ever see a Pentagon balance sheet? Before long some genius at the Bureau of Topping Distribution at the Department of Pizza and Flatbreads will sign a contract for $30 pepperonis.

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

dahmage said:

Kinda like an industrial pizza oven.

Those should be illegal. Who the hell buys cooked pizza?

No, it just means there a lots of used pizza ovens on eBay that you can buy to cook your raw pizza on.

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dahmage said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

dahmage said:

Kinda like an industrial pizza oven.

Those should be illegal. Who the hell buys cooked pizza?

No, it just means there a lots of used pizza ovens on eBay that you can buy to cook your raw pizza on.

Sounds like a great investment. Pay full price for raw pizza at Murphy’s and cook in a one trick pony oven at home!

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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I don’t get it. I need things spelled out for me.

The Person in Question

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Yeah, my Dad was actually pretty funny. I don’t like it when Dad’s get associated with bad jokes.

The Person in Question

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One of my favorite jokes is, “I told my dentist my teeth were getting yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie.”