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The Simpsons now suck like a two-dollar cyborg whore with vacuum cleaner parts grafted to her mouth. Everyone in it has been defiled and turned into hideous caricatures; it's like somebody killed every single character in the show then buried them in the Pet Sematary, then flooded Springfield with Lucite to make it all shiny but stiff.

The Simpsons used to be my favourite show, but they violated it, cut and twisted it into this artificial freakshow; goddamn Matt Groening: television's answer to George Lucas.

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Oh, and "bump".

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I stobbed watching around Season 10.  Every once in awhile I think I should check back in, and then I'm reminded why I stobbed watching in the first place.

"double bump"

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BloodnoseThePirate said:

I've never seen an episode of the simpsons.

Mad as Hell Gif - Mad as Hell

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ricarleite said:

Originally posted by: sean wookie
What do they do with those letters addressed to Santa?


Its a spoof on that xmas movie i cant remember the name of... in whch a man is sued because he claimed he was santa claus...

Flippin' heck, sean and ricarleite!  Don't you know Miracle on 34th Street?  What's wrong with you two?

Sometimes it's a wonder I even associate with you two!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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BloodnoseThePirate said:

I've never seen an episode of the simpsons.

Then it's your DUTY as a HUMAN BEING to start doing so RIGHT NOW.

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Just don't bother watching anything from season 11+ That stuff is pure, unfiltered garbage.

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I think I've pinpointed when The Simpsons began to go downhill.  Season 9, episode 2(?) - "The Principal and the Pauper."  The first truly horrid episode of the show, and the mark of its eventual downfall.

Season 11 is the first legitimately terrible season.  9 and 10 each have gems scattered throughout, but 11 is just ... awful.

Now, of course ... well, Duracell described it better than I could.

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Watching S12E20 - Children of a Lesser Clod

who says there aren’t any great episodes past season 4/5/6?

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dahmage said:

Watching S12E20 - Children of a Lesser Clod

who says there aren’t any great episodes past season 4/5/6?

Not me.

There aren’t any great episodes past season 9.

Probably.

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TV’s Frink said:

dahmage said:

Watching S12E20 - Children of a Lesser Clod

who says there aren’t any great episodes past season 4/5/6?

Not me.

There aren’t any great episodes past season 9.

Probably.

Have you not seen “Behind the Laughter”?

And the only good part about “Children of a Lesser Clod” was the George Jetson bit.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

dahmage said:

Watching S12E20 - Children of a Lesser Clod

who says there aren’t any great episodes past season 4/5/6?

Not me. I say there aren’t any great episodes past Season 11 (“Behind the Laughter” was the absolute last “classic” episode.).

And the only good part about “Children of a Lesser Clod” was the George Jetson bit.

Oh but you are wrong

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dahmage said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

dahmage said:

Watching S12E20 - Children of a Lesser Clod

who says there aren’t any great episodes past season 4/5/6?

Not me. I say there aren’t any great episodes past Season 11 (“Behind the Laughter” was the absolute last “classic” episode.).

And the only good part about “Children of a Lesser Clod” was the George Jetson bit.

Oh but you are wrong

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I don’t agree with the “nothing good after the nineties” mentality that so many have about The Simpsons, although I definitely think there was something special about those earlier episodes, and there’s no denying that it’s run for far too long. But whenever I convince myself that I dislike new Simpsons I’ll see one of the more recent episodes on TV, and it’s rare that I don’t enjoy myself.

Not enough people read the EU.

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Aha, ouch.

There are some episodes over the years that have given me a good laugh. Children of a lesser clod gavee some great home being home laughs.

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I don’t care for family guy but I do enjoy American Dad. Unrelated, but I felt like sharing.

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the oldest simpsons episode i watched was one from season 17.