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The Simpsons now suck like a two-dollar cyborg whore with vacuum cleaner parts grafted to her mouth. Everyone in it has been defiled and turned into hideous caricatures; it's like somebody killed every single character in the show then buried them in the Pet Sematary, then flooded Springfield with Lucite to make it all shiny but stiff.
The Simpsons used to be my favourite show, but they violated it, cut and twisted it into this artificial freakshow; goddamn Matt Groening: television's answer to George Lucas.
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Oh, and "bump".