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Whatever happened to Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones?
Guess he didn’t like Iron Man 2. I do hope nothing happened to him though.
Whatever happened to Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones?
Guess he didn’t like Iron Man 2. I do hope nothing happened to him though.
"Cheatin’ bitch."
"Have the Rolling Stones killed."
"But sir, those aren’t —"
"Do as I say!"
“These morons are so boring they make me want to take a sword and chop my own dick off.”
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
"Greetings, Earthlings. I am Kang. Do not be frightened. We mean you no harm."
"You … you speak English."
"I am actually speaking Rigellian. By an astonishing coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same."
"Say, listen, Doc, I got a new theory about all these suicides. Right?"
"Don’t hold back on us, Max. We need all the help we can get."
"It’s fucked up chromosomes, man. Think about it. All their parents dropped acid during the '60s."
"Well, it beats Simm’s theory. She thinks it’s nothing but sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll."
"Shit. That’s what keeps people alive."
"You maniacs! You blew it all up! Goddam you all. Goddam you all to hell."
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
"you want creamy goodness, I’m your friend Say hello to my chocolate blend"
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
"Tell me, would you be likely to sue me if I was to beat you right now? I mean, beat you so bad you piss blood and couldn’t walk for a month. 'Cause that’s what I’m about to do."
"And I don’t want to hear anything about “I don’t believe in vampires” because I don’t believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw is fucking vampires!"
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
"Had you not been so selfish, your little girlfriend’s death would’ve been quick and painless. But now that you’ve really pissed me off, I’m gonna finish her nice and slow."
"MJ and I — we’re gonna have a hell of a time!"
"I’M THE ORIGINAL SAM… I’M SAM FUCKIN’ BELL, ME! ME!"
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
"A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on."
"Just the pussy I’ve been looking for."
“Get up”
“I can’t sir!”
“On your feet you fucking abortioooon!”
“I tried sir! I’m dead!”
I’m Mr. Know-It-All.
Here’s a clue… Grab the spinning rings. It’s important. As long as you’ve got the rings, you’ll be okay, even if
you hit any hazards. Now you know.
Oh, and don’t worry if the
view suddenly changes. It does that sometimes. Just keep moving in the direction you want. It may take a little time to get used to it, so keep trying.
"Corn Flakes were invented to prevent masturbation. Didn’t work."
"I’m aware that my products, they — in spite of their unique qualities — are nevertheless toys. Toys for children, toys for adults. *chuckles* Will you forgive me if I sometimes lose myself in my enthusiasm, and believe … perhaps a little too much in them … in my toys."
"Stop global warming! Start global cooling! Make the world a giant icebox!"
"The heat’s getting to me. I’ll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water."
"Did you know that the stegosaurus had a brain in its ass?"
"How exactly does one suck a fuck?"
"You want me to tell you?"
"Please, tell me."
“My brother is coming! With many Fremen warriors.”
I read this as "My brother is coming! With many French warriors.”
(and left me thinking ‘What film does is come from?’)
Tighten Up and then turn it all the way up to 11!
"Rest well, my love. The monster who took you from me will soon learn that revenge is a dish best served cold."
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."