VADER: Hey look it’s Tatooine! I grew up there you know.
COMMANDER: Yes my Lord.
VADER: Maybe if there’s time we can go down and kill some sand people.
LEIA: (on hologram) General Kenobi, years ago you kind of served my father Jimmy Smits in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him. The taxation of trade routes along the Alderaan system are in dispute.
COMMANDER: This battle station is now the ultimate power in the universe. The Geonosians were good for something.
YODA: Ah, your father. Whiny Jedi was he, whiny Jedi….
LUKE: (pissed) I don’t know what I’m doing here. We’re wasting our time.
YODA: Hmmm. Much anger in him, like his father.
BEN'S VOICE: Was I any different when you taught me?
YODA: (pauses) Yes. You were, actually. No anger in you, Obi-Wan.
BEN’S VOICE: Come on. I was slightly agitated.
YODA: No. I think not.
LUKE: I can be a Jedi. Ben, tell him I'm ready.
YODA: You are reckless!
BEN'S VOICE: So was I, if you'll remember.
YODA: Hmmm. Again, I don’t think so. Incompetent, maybe. Reckless, no.
OBI-WAN: Yoda, you’re pretty good with a lighstaber. Maybe you could help Luke defeat Vader.
YODA: Hmmm… That was CGI Yoda. Puppet Yoda can only move ships.
(Luke leaves)
COMMANDER: Lord Vader, we were beginning to wonder if you were coming.
VADER: Oh you know Commander, I couldn’t find a shuttle I really liked. One with a roomy cockpit, the right color and speed capabilities.
COMMANDER: Completion of the "Geonosian Death Star II" is almost done.
VADER: Good commander. Remember to close up the exhaust port this time.
EMPEROR: You have done well, Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker.
VADER: Actually. I was hoping to track down Princess Leia.
EMPEROR: She’s your daughter.
VADER: What? How could I not have known this.
EMPEROR: Because you’re an idiot.
LEIA: I know. Somehow...I've always known.
LUKE: Even when you kissed me?
OBI-WAN: (v.o.) Oh, I need a drink.
YODA: (v.o.) OK, enough backstory. Go kill the Emperor, you must.
And "Darth Vader the Wise"- that was hilarious!!