Which Darwinian theories aren’t Satanic? Is he saying that the ones that allow for evolution from species to species are satanic but the ones that only micro-evolution, like the beaks of finches, are not satanic? Is that what he’s getting at?
Yes, actually, that’s exactly it.
Whatever you do, don’t let them find out about herring gulls or Satan will lay claim to the rest of Darwin.
Pfft, the Herring gull is just a red herring towards the actual plans of Satan.