Off the top of my head, here’s a list of things my parents have told me is satanic over the years (some of which they eventually reneged on).
-Pokémon
-Harry Potter
-D&D
-All non-conservative-protestant-evangelical-Christian religions
-Darwin’s theories, but only some of them
-“emogoth” music
-any music with bad words
-“the world”
-Monster energy drink
-most R-rated movies
-Gays (whoops)
-Anime (because the eyes are dark and creepy-lookin’)
-Foreign policy that isn’t neocon zionism
-“Imperfect” Jews (aka every Jew other than Jews for Jesus)
Let’s see… There are 14 listed options here. Now, assuming that if having, liking, or believing all listed items makes you 100% Satanist, then each item makes you 7.14% Satanist. We can make a dumb facebook quiz out of this. “How Satanic are you?”
I qualify for 50% of this list, therefore I am half Satanic. 😉