Dear Comrade Frink,

We have authorised the geneat oojason to convey our message to you (his ‘Russian Thought Policing’ earlier on the OT.com brought him into our good graces again - though please read this message in stern Russian accent - not that indecipherable Scouse).

Fear not - the US has been under complete Russian control for nearly 18 months. Before you know it, you’ll be on Moscow-time too. It’s gonna be great - the best, it’s gonna be beautiful, as ~~my puppet~~ your President would say (after approval by myself, of course).

Sincerely,

~~Donald~~ (sorry - very confusing running this many countries)
Vladi @ The White House

PS - Go Eagles!