Italian sausage and marinara over spaghetti. Threw in a can of crushed tomatoes and some fennel seeds for good measure.
Rookie mistake. You need a can opener.
I said a can of crushed tomatoes. Not a crushed can of tomatoes. What I really mean is diced skinned tomatoes that I smushed a little bit with a potato masher. How my mom always does it/refers to them.