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Terrible DVD/Blu-ray Cover Art — Page 24

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That doesn’t even look like Nicolas Cage.

Probably.

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That looks nothing like me and I said I didn’t like that nickname!

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Nic Cage looks like a middle-aged Robert Duvall that aged prematurely.

The Person in Question

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Possessed said:

That looks nothing like me and I said I didn’t like that nickname!

3/10.

But don’t despair, that’s rated higher than Rogue One!

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I saw that movie once. It was terrible.

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I’m Mr. Know-It-All.
Here’s a clue… Grab the spinning rings. It’s important. As long as you’ve got the rings, you’ll be okay, even if
you hit any hazards. Now you know.

Oh, and don’t worry if the
view suddenly changes. It does that sometimes. Just keep moving in the direction you want. It may take a little time to get used to it, so keep trying.

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Handman said:

Old DVDs are the worst.

The worst ones in my opinion have to be the ones that are for black and white films but have terribly colourised cover art.

Anyway, more Hitchcock.

^This one makes it look like Hitch is about to kiss Karen Black^

I’m Mr. Know-It-All.
Here’s a clue… Grab the spinning rings. It’s important. As long as you’ve got the rings, you’ll be okay, even if
you hit any hazards. Now you know.

Oh, and don’t worry if the
view suddenly changes. It does that sometimes. Just keep moving in the direction you want. It may take a little time to get used to it, so keep trying.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

This one makes me laugh because it almost looks like he’s giving us the finger. “Yeah, I know it’s terrible, but what are you gonna do about it?”

I’m Mr. Know-It-All.
Here’s a clue… Grab the spinning rings. It’s important. As long as you’ve got the rings, you’ll be okay, even if
you hit any hazards. Now you know.

Oh, and don’t worry if the
view suddenly changes. It does that sometimes. Just keep moving in the direction you want. It may take a little time to get used to it, so keep trying.

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“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”

Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.

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Laurence Fishburne was in an Elm Street film?

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Where were you in '77?

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SilverWook said:


Laurence Fishburne was in an Elm Street film?

Yeah he had a minor role, not really sure what he’s doing on the cover.

Not enough people read the EU.

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“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”

Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.

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paja said:

Yikes, is that even Bruce Dern’s face on the cover?

I’m Mr. Know-It-All.
Here’s a clue… Grab the spinning rings. It’s important. As long as you’ve got the rings, you’ll be okay, even if
you hit any hazards. Now you know.

Oh, and don’t worry if the
view suddenly changes. It does that sometimes. Just keep moving in the direction you want. It may take a little time to get used to it, so keep trying.

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Mr.Knowitall said:

^ Take that one to the good DVD artwork thread.

Mr.Knowitall said:

^ Wow that is truly terrible. Couldn’t even be bothered to find clip art of the real actors.

A few more crimes:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07C57ZMMC/

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0007KVDI6/

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Wolf-Man-DVD-Lon-Chaney/dp/B002ZG7S9S/

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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TM2YC said:

The moon is not even see in the movie! 😛

“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”

Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.

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TM2YC said:

Those metal rings covering half the cover were a huge mistake when the BDs started, what were they thinking?

And in the time of greatest despair, there shall come a savior, and he shall be known as the Son of the Suns.

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I’m speechless.

“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”

Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.