It would have been nice to know that AT&T is useless in the Colorado mountains.
That’s weird, aren’t the mountains closer to space?
Unless you are trying to achieve escape velocity, or you are a telescope, I don’t see why that would matter.
I’m a telescope trying to achieve escape velocity.
But everyone knows that cell service comes from space. Just like God comes from space. Which is why all churches are in the mountains. How do you not know this?