Labyrinth (1986)
Not good. And holy hell someone apparently got Jennifer Connelly some acting lessons later in life, because she’s also not good in this.
David Bowie is good. But there wasn’t enough of him.
4/10
Now the shoe’s on the other foot. How does it feel, Frink? HOW DOES IT @#$%ING FEEL?!‽?!‽?!‽?!‽?!‽?!‽?!