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That’s your problem pal I said 3-5 days a week. Everybody needs rest days.

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There’s still over ten hours left of Memorial Day.

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It’s just another bullshit holiday and flimsy excuse for people to pretend to care about their families by eating unhealthy food. If you want to pretend to care about people, then do it on the other 364 days too. It’s disgusting, honestly, and I can’t wait for it to be over. I don’t even participate; I just sit inside alone like every other day, but I still want it to be over.

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Sure. I really don’t get why people like these holidays other than that white-collar people get the day off.

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Is there a traditional unhealthy food for Memorial Day? I didn’t know that.

Ceci n’est pas une signature.

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It’s usually burgers and hot dogs and that kind of stuff.

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I assumed he just meant any time people have an excuse to eat badly they will.

JEDIT: But yeah if weather is good it’s kinda the first official cookout day.

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I’ve got nothing against unhealthy food. Anything that’ll make me die sooner is okay in my book, but I don’t feel the need to pretend that it’s part of some phony celebration.

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TV’s Frink said:

I assumed he just meant any time people have an excuse to eat badly they will.

JEDIT: But yeah if weather is good it’s kinda the first official cookout day.

Kind of. It’s more that people like to say they’re celebrate something like Thanksgiving or Memorial Day or some altruistic garbage like that, but in reality it’s just another day to overeat and annoy people.

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If it makes you better I’m honest about just wanting a day off of work.

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I know. I already said it’s a day for white-collar people to take off work.

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Yeah. Why would I pretend to be more optimistic than I am?

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So you’d get invited to more bbqs I guess.