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Post #120964

Author
RichKS
Parent topic
The Humanoid (1979), the Italian Star Wars
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Date created
5-Jul-2005, 7:28 AM
This movie is TERRIFYINGLY AWFUL.

I really didn't think it was possible for a movie to be blatantly this bad and such a direct rip of starwars. Ugh! And "Darth Vaders" lines are hilarious!

Some stormtroopers go down to Tatooine and fail to capture Pricess Leia. When they get back to their Star Destroyer, their leader is brought in front of Vader to explain his squad's failure. After the stormtrooper basically says "er, sorry, we failed" Vader says to this guy "You will be stripped of your privilages for 100 days!". No Darkside force choking for this guy, no "appology accepted" lines, just a slap on the wrist for the stormie and back to business!

And then at the end of the movie where he takes on "Luke" and the wierd monks with lightsabre bow-and-arrows, "Vader" actually utters the line:

"You can't stop me now, princely hero!"

I nearly shat myself laughing at that one...