Hot damn! We should start our own cult or something. We can worship a giant velvet painting of Ric Olie…
And I totally misread that as creating a Giant Bender.
Since that picture, he’s doubled his number of monthly donors and likely makes 100,000 dollars a year. And before anyone accuses me of jealousy, I’ll just admit it. (That’s my trademark honesty.) I wish that I could make a million bucks a year from lying to stupid people on the internet. I would love to have it that easy. So yeah, I’m jealous!