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I intend to be paranoid.

Possessed said:

I can’t even mention the things I’ve let close acquaintances do for me.

team account confirmed.

LOL

Shoelaces and sunburns.

Mrebo said:

Shoelaces and sunburns.

Are you lacing up your sunburns or sunburning your shoelaces?

chyron8472 said:

Mrebo said:

Shoelaces and sunburns.

Are you lacing up your sunburns or sunburning your shoelaces?

They might be separate issues. Shoelaces won’t stay tied, get knotted, twisted, and frayed. Sunburns are annoying and painful. Worse is I broke my sunglasses the first day I wore them and now my eyes feel singed.

Mrebo said:

chyron8472 said:

Mrebo said:

Shoelaces and sunburns.

Are you lacing up your sunburns or sunburning your shoelaces?

I broke my sunglasses the first day I wore them and now my eyes feel singed.

Staring at the sun is not advised.

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TV’s Frink said:

Mrebo said:

Shoelaces won’t stay tied

Maybe a close acquaintance can teach you how to fix that.

I don’t trust close acquaintances with my shoelaces.

I’d like to bitch about the fucking terrible parents that take their small children to restaurants and allow them to scream at the top of their lungs (directly into my goddamned ear by the way) and make absolutely no effort to keep them quiet. Disgusting. Parenting was never more than a passing interest for my parents but at least they tried to keep our noise at a reasonable volume out in public. This is why I never go out in public, but I had to for a family event. And it just pissed me off.

And I almost forgot, these terrible parents at the restaurant were completely ignoring their screaming children, and then, when the children weren’t screaming, these terrible parents decided to start being difficult and telling their kids not to do things and then the kids starting crying and screaming again. Terrible! Some people just suck so hard that it’s unbelievable. I used to assume that I’d be the worst parent on Earth, but apparently I would actually be ahead of at least one set of parents because the people at that restaurant were so fucking awful it was appalling.

I don’t really remember. I was too busy having my eardrums pierced by some terrible parents’ screaming child.

I don’t think so. The parents never bothered putting in effort to make their child less sickening so we’ll never know for sure but I don’t blame the kid. She was like 3 so I’m blaming the terrible parenting. There’s little that I hate more than parents who decide that since their lives are ruined, everyone else’s lives have to be ruined too.

moviefreakedmind said:

I don’t think so. The parents never bothered putting in effort to make their child less sickening so we’ll never know for sure but I don’t blame the kid. She was like 3 so I’m blaming the terrible parenting. There’s little that I hate more than parents who decide that since their lives are ruined, everyone else’s lives have to be ruined too.

Whenever I go out to dinner with my daughter, if she throws a fit and cries and fusses I take her outside. She doesn’t do it that often (knock on wood) but I react pretty quickly when it happens because I don’t intend to put up with it.

chyron8472 said:

moviefreakedmind said:

I don’t think so. The parents never bothered putting in effort to make their child less sickening so we’ll never know for sure but I don’t blame the kid. She was like 3 so I’m blaming the terrible parenting. There’s little that I hate more than parents who decide that since their lives are ruined, everyone else’s lives have to be ruined too.

Whenever I go out to dinner with my daughter, if she throws a fit and cries and fusses I take her outside. She doesn’t do it that often (knock on wood) but I react pretty quickly when it happens because I don’t intend to put up with it.

That makes you an awesome parent.

Ya, eight years ago he watched an Angelina Jolie movie for the plot.