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Psycho Dad was a runing gag on the some. Als favorite Television show until Marcy Darcy chicken at large got it cancelled.

Whos that riding in the rain
Whos lost count of the the wifes hes slain
Whos the one whos plum insane
sico Dad sico Dad sico Dad

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ahhh now i remember... true... completely forgot about that.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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Some more

"If God had meant women to play ball he would have made them men"
"That must be your mother tell her I said oink"
"Why can't the world die Peg?"
"Gee officer if I thought my wife was missing would I be hanging out in a bar drinking this beer"
"God I hate Christmas. Mall filled with women and children. All I hear is I want that give me that and then theres the children"
"Your in NO MA'AMS land now baby"
"I'm almost a human being goddammit"
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"If God had meant women to play ball he would have made them men"


LMFAO!
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LMFAO!


What the hell does that stand for.
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Laughing My Fucking Arse Off.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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what bossk said... i have more if you want to hear them...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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"A fat women came into the shoe store asked for something to wear in the woods so I suggested a sign that says don't shoot and I don't know when they started letting women carry num chucks"
"Thats no lady thats my wife"
"Those are my kids, thats my wife, and I sell womens shoes envy me. Envy me."
"If God wanted women to go bolliing he would have put there breats on there back to give us something to look at while we wait our turn"
"It could look like a women, sound like a women, dress like a women, and act like a women but you never know for sure"
"Bundys don't eat vegitables"
"A fat women clip cloped into the shoe store today, so fat she made three smaller women orbit around her, asked for something to make her look sexy. I said it will be a long time before someone that ugly walks in to make you look sexy and I don't know when they started letting women carry stun guns"
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"A fat women clip cloped into the shoe store today, so fat she made three smaller women orbit around her, asked for something to make her look sexy. I said it will be a long time before someone that ugly walks in to make you look sexy and I don't know when they started letting women carry stun guns"


way too funny!!!! LMFAO!
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Peg: Al why don't you ever buy me flowers?
Al: Because I don't like you Peg.
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You are a junkie, aren't you?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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LOL! jimbo!!!!

you DO know a bit too many of those jimbo.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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"Hes my only son. Don't you think I know he stinks"
"Sex keeps getting better and better just as long as its never with the same women more then once"
"I barly touched her and I had you guys"
"We are men therefore are blood born idiots"
"Why is Elvis dead but I am in hell"
"When my kids act up I put the blame where it belongs on there mother"
"Begone children of the corn"
"Another my daddy saw my ass on Oprah"
"Marcy you look like a chicken"
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"I barly touched her and I had you guys"

"Why is Elvis dead but I am in hell"

"Begone children of the corn"

"Another my daddy saw my ass on Oprah"

"Marcy you look like a chicken"

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
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LOL! jimbo!!!!

you DO know a bit too many of those jimbo.


When youve been watching a show twice a day for 5 years it happens.
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you do anything else? hehe
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"Think back when you were her age. Roaming the plains with the other buffolo scratching yourself against a tree"
"Great movie Peg, I saw 22 hooters, a bunch of guys got killed, it had no story whatsoever it had everything"
"Peg we have been married for 17 years can't we just be friends"
"Never intended to get married I got married, never intended to have kids I have two, how the hell did this happen"
"I'm Married with Children"
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do you know if it is for sale?
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I want a Psycho Dad shirt.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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I'm sure you can find them somewhere on the web. However, I have still been unable to locate my "Surf Nicaragua" T-shirt. Damn.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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How about one of Als shirts

Im a sexist pig
Im Married shot me
Kiss the cook kill the wife
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Those are good, too. I could see those on BBQ aprons as well.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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Al: Steave and Marcys house is gone
Peg: What do you mean gone
Al: Gone like my hopes and my dreams
Peg: Oh Gone!
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Out of curiosity, who do you prefer... Steve or Jefferson?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
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