And I almost forgot, these terrible parents at the restaurant were completely ignoring their screaming children, and then, when the children weren’t screaming, these terrible parents decided to start being difficult and telling their kids not to do things and then the kids starting crying and screaming again. Terrible! Some people just suck so hard that it’s unbelievable. I used to assume that I’d be the worst parent on Earth, but apparently I would actually be ahead of at least one set of parents because the people at that restaurant were so fucking awful it was appalling.