I’d like to bitch about the fucking terrible parents that take their small children to restaurants and allow them to scream at the top of their lungs (directly into my goddamned ear by the way) and make absolutely no effort to keep them quiet. Disgusting. Parenting was never more than a passing interest for my parents but at least they tried to keep our noise at a reasonable volume out in public. This is why I never go out in public, but I had to for a family event. And it just pissed me off.