I don’t know I’ve got some pretty strong feelings about spaghetti and lately I’ve been starting to feel like they need to be respected
I agree.
I’m not even sure you can prove that noodles exist.
As a Pastafarian, I deserve more respect when Frink talks about spaghetti.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster IS the real God. That is the truth, I have plenty of evidences. I won’t say it is a fact, but I am 100% sure and other opinions are obviously weaker than my 100% sure truth full of evidences.
I’m not trying to convince you, I’m just saying that you are wrong.
So please, in the name of all adepts of Pastafarianism, stop mocking my Religion.