Yeehaw, copy that ya sonofabitch pile of monkey nuts!
Luke: We’re not going to make it, your going to have to go on without me.
Han: No way, mister. You’re going to the top of this mountain, broken legs and all…
Luke: You’re crazy, you know that?
Han: Yeah? Tell me something I don’t know.
Luke: Alright, promise me one thing though if I die before I reach the summit you’ll use me as an alternative food source.
Han: Ew, gross.
Luke: Eat me, dammit! That’s an ORDER!
Han: Maybe just you’re love handles.
Luke: I have love handles?
Han: yeah.
No! No disassemble!
R2D2 (parodying tv announcer): Escaped robot fights for his life. Film at eleven.