I guess I like being able to say how much I liked the movie in a concise and simple manner. It’s not meant to be a precise mathematical representation, just a general ‘how much I liked it’ and I’m sorry that I obviously think differently than you guys do. I suppose I’ll be less lazy and just do a short review in the future.
How about, “I liked it a lot,” “It was technically good, but overall not one of my favorites,” “I hated it!” “I loved it,” or “This is one of my favorites.” Very concise, easy to understand, and probably quicker than typing out the star ratings.