Though I know this post was made tongue-in-cheek, I take my writing seriously and do not appreciate it being made the subject of mockery. I am not a perfect writer, but I try to the very best of my ability to craft a strong narrative with strong characters and dialogue, and I am constantly working to improve my storytelling abilities. Constructive criticism is appreciated, but if all one has to give are gibes, then fup off.
That is all.
Um, sure.