Sony VAIO PCG-807k laptop, Windows 2000, 14.1" screen, Intel Pentium 3 650mhz, 128mb ram (though I cheekily upgraded this to 192mb - that’ll teach them), a 12gb HD, an 8mb ATI graphics card, and it plays DVD discs! It even came with Office 2000 - for free.
It has 2 usb ports people - and it’s own detachable PCMCIA wireless card too - we are through the looking glass here…
Take that, Handman - Pentium III is where it’s at! Rad!
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