My plan worked perfectly. I returned my bar stools and got: a domino’s gift card I already spent
A new pair of shoes
Some pork chops to cook later
A frozen bag of mixed veggies and noodles that are just frozen not not processed that I can stir fry to my hearts content
Some cheezits.

All on store credit from returning two stools I lost the receipt for. I don’t get the hate for Walmart as a store. The complaint that I always hear is "omg the checkout lines are so long " well of course they are everybody wants to shop here you’re basically complaining that everybody likes it more than they anticipate. And, maybe other stores are worse than mine (and one of my jobs is to monitor the lines and call people up from the floor to check when needed and I’m the mentor in that role so maybe I’ve started to rub off on my protégés heh) about this but the most I’ve ever had to wait in line is behind maybe 2 people? Which is the same as any other store you go to so I don’t understand why it’s specifically Walmart that only gets the hate for that. People just see the lanes not being used and think they are there because they are all supposed to be used at the same time lol.

Or maybe my Walmart is just better than some on this issue.