I’m sorry to be the one to tell you all this, and forgive for my emotional state right now, but I’ve just received word that President Donald Trump choked to death on the bone of a KFC drumstick. He mistakenly grabbed it thinking that it was a boneless wing and devoured it. His assistants and bodyguards just thought that he had fallen asleep, so they chose not to investigate until his face had turned an ugly puce color, like purple and orange mixed together. He was on life support for hours after initially being pronounced braindead, but there was some confusion because his braindead state didn’t appear at all different from his brain readings when healthy. As instructed according to his will, they gave him a Diet Coke IV. He was pronounced dead after life support failed due to a power-outage likely caused by recent budget cuts in healthcare. Vice President Pence is being sworn in as we speak.
R.I.P. Donald J. Trump
I think this crosses the line a bit. It’s certainly in poor taste, even for this thread.
I’m going to be completely honest with you, and this may mean that there’s something wrong with me, but I seriously forgot that I posted that. My amnesia aside, I don’t think it’s in poor taste. It’s obviously silly and I didn’t say I wanted it to happen.