You missed (or ignored) the point of my post, which is while you may not like it, others might, and I’m not sure why others liking it would leave you baffled.
Baffled was not been a good choice of words on my part. It was just surprising that so many jokes were cut yet some goofy porg scene wasn’t. But whatever, the Fallen Knight edit was made by one guy who tried to make what he thought was the the best possible version in his opinion, if he thought keeping the porg scene was for the best then so be it.