Aren’t all weapons dangerous?
Shit, you could probably beat a guy to death with a Sunday New York Times, couldn’t ya? If you really cared enough.*
*Line stolen from George Carlin.
Didn’t Carlin also point out you could threaten someone with a sheet of paper?
I’m not sure about that. I remember he said that a guy with really big hands could strangle a couple of flight attends, one with each hand! “So why do they let a guy with big hands board an airplane?” Hilarious!
There is a old story I’ve heard about a small dog getting flattened by the Sunday edition of the L.A. times.
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