Eww.
Pot kettle and all that.
You’re right. The hives I once got from eating expired, unrefrigerated peanut butter were far more viscerally distressing.
You refrigerate peanut butter? You monster…
Before right this minute, I didn’t know you could leave peanut putter unrefrigerated for long periods of time.
I didn’t know peanut butter actually expired, kind of like honey. Then again, I go through peanut butter fairly quickly, so I probably tend to eat it all long before it gets to that point.