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DuracellEnergizer
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Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker - Discussion * SPOILER THREAD *
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23-Feb-2018, 2:27 PM

bromeo said:

I wish the script started something like this, haha!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away…

STAR WARS

EPISODE IX

[INSERT EPISODE TITLE HERE]

[INSERT OPENING CRAWL]

[CAMERA PANS DOWN]

Finn opens his eyes slowly as he wakes up inside a healing pod in the medical bay of the Raddus. His head is aching from the dreadful nightmares he experienced during his coma. [FLASHES OF LEIA GLIDING IN SPACE, ROSE TRYING TO KISS HIM AND PORGS SCREECHING DEMONICALLY]

Poe rushes in to greet his dear friend. It turns out they are really gay lovers living in a gentrified apartment building in New York City.

😄

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