I wish the script started something like this, haha!
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away…
STAR WARS
EPISODE IX
[INSERT EPISODE TITLE HERE]
[INSERT OPENING CRAWL]
[CAMERA PANS DOWN]
Finn opens his eyes slowly as he wakes up inside a healing pod in the medical bay of the Raddus. His head is aching from the dreadful nightmares he experienced during his coma. [FLASHES OF LEIA GLIDING IN SPACE, ROSE TRYING TO KISS HIM AND PORGS SCREECHING DEMONICALLY]
Poe rushes in to greet his dear friend. It turns out they are really gay lovers living in a gentrified apartment building in New York City.
😄
ITFY