Update: I found my official discs and can prove that I am, in fact, not a pirate.
You could still have a peg-leg - and a parrot on your shoulder - especially given that strategically placed dvd in front of that shoulder…
I call pirate!
Why would I have a parrot on my shoulder? I mean, I carved a perch into the peg-leg just for him, why would he use my shoulder? 😉