update: found the earphones. they all of a sudden appeared on my bed. lucky me.
What were you watching in your bed that you didn’t want the rest of your family to hear???
I find my earphones in the bed all the time. I like to listen to music as I fall asleep and my wife does not enjoy it.
It was a joke
[He] knew you were being facetious, but [he] answered as though you were not.