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Collipso said:

I was given brand new earphones on Wednesday and I already lost them. I’m so fucking stupid.

not as stupid as the person who gave them to you.

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dahmage said:

Collipso said:

I was given brand new earphones on Wednesday and I already lost them. I’m so fucking stupid.

not as stupid as the person who gave them to you.

Sick burn…???

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dahmage said:

Collipso said:

I was given brand new earphones on Wednesday and I already lost them. I’m so fucking stupid.

not as stupid as the person who gave them to you.

no

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just no, i didn’t like the joke because it’s someone i care about and i’m not very fond of the idea of calling them stupid.

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You’ve just gotta love neighbours who own a plow but never once offer to plow your obscenely long driveway which is a bitter bitch to shovel by hand.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

You’ve just gotta love neighbours who own a plow but never once offer to plow your obscenely long driveway which is a bitter bitch to shovel by hand.

You could always ask to borrow their plow.

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update: found the earphones. they all of a sudden appeared on my bed. lucky me.

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In my experience there’s no such thing as luck.

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Collipso said:

update: found the earphones. they all of a sudden appeared on my bed. lucky me.

Well, sounds like you’re not so stupid after all!

???

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TV’s Frink said:

Collipso said:

update: found the earphones. they all of a sudden appeared on my bed. lucky me.

Well, sounds like you’re not so stupid after all!

???

pretty much my exact reaction

i have decided that it was dahmage who found my earphones

you guys are going to have to deal

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Collipso said:

update: found the earphones. they all of a sudden appeared on my bed. lucky me.

That’s great news!

WRONG THREAD!!!11!!1

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DuracellEnergizer said:

You’ve just gotta love neighbours who own a plow but never once offer to plow your obscenely long driveway which is a bitter bitch to shovel by hand.

Call Mr. Plow. That’s my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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Collipso said:

update: found the earphones. they all of a sudden appeared on my bed. lucky me.

I was going to suggest checking the couch cushions.

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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Collipso said:

update: found the earphones. they all of a sudden appeared on my bed. lucky me.

What were you watching in your bed that you didn’t want the rest of your family to hear???

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Collipso said:

update: found the earphones. they all of a sudden appeared on my bed. lucky me.

What were you watching in your bed that you didn’t want the rest of your family to hear???

I find my earphones in the bed all the time. I like to listen to music as I fall asleep and my wife does not enjoy it.