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MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE — Page 47

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motti and bosk dont really count much, those two dont post anywhere near as much as they used to.
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You were warned

*Warbler activates a secret clone army. They attack Mangler Bro HQ. While Shim, Chaltab and Sessler are distracted, Warbler sneaks into Mangler Bro HQ via a secret back entrance. Warbler sneaks up behind Shim, Chaltab and Sessler and points the Warbsp(tm) at them. They are told not to move. Meanwhile, the clone army enters the building. Warbler orders that all three will be cuffed to tables. Warbler takes a knife and hacks away first at Sessler, then Chaltab and finaly Shim. Warbler takes his time with the slicing and dicing. He makes sure not to kill until the last cuts. The screams can be heard in the farthest corners of the forum . The process takes about an hour per body. After Shim, Chaltab and Sessler are dead Warbler orders that their mutilated body parts be put on spikes and sent throughout the forum to convince everyone else not to make the same mistake. Warbler orders that guards be placed around Mangler Bro HQ, that soldier man the gun turrets, that the shields be raised, and that any and all intruders are to be shot on site.*


Any future attacks against Mangler Bro Inc. would be foolish and futile. In the coming days I will be making improvements to our army and defenses that will make any attacks even more foolish. Let the news go out to all corners of the forum, that order will be maintained, and that disobedience, disloyalty, attacks, and treachery will not be tolerated. I am now in full command of Mangler Bro HQ and MANGLER BROS., INC. I will step down as soon as higher ranking officals in Mangler Bro Inc. arrive to assume command. Until then, I shall maintain order.

Have a nice day.
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Your little delusion has a few holes in it. It would only take one of us to fend off the clones, Warb. The other two could easily watch his back if you were to sneak in, and you wouldn't stand a chance.

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yes warbler, you really are. besides that mangler bros would never let someone who attempted to use clones rule there business.

its a good story though maybe right a book.
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Unfortunatly the Mangler Bros are not around at the present time. And I will do what I must to keep order until they return. That includes the use of clones. And remember RRS had is clone armies and the Mangler Bros didn't object to that.

Oh Chaltab, I think you have things reversed. It would only take one clone to fend off the three of you.
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* kicks in the ass. warbler falls out the window.

you have to be more alert.
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I think Shim it delusional , He thinks he could anywhere near close enough to me to kick me. There is no way he could penetrate Mangler Bro HQ in lock down mode. There is also that fact that he is dead and the dead can't kick anyone.
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two things you failed to realize that i have been here the whole time, and second if i was dead how could i continue to post.
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Warbler doesn't understand the concept of "Phoenix Down" so lets not confuse him, Shim.

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hahaha its ok warbler.
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*Warbler hears not, the words of the dead*
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In that case...

*Spews forth a stream of insults and belittlements at Warbler*

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hey warbler i also think that 2 council members, could kick your master ass out of here.

oh wait your a knight
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council members..blah. Besides, haven't you heard the news? Palps murdered the Jedi with use of his clone army. The Jedi Council has been disbanded.

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
In that case...

*Spews forth a stream of insults and belittlements at Warbler*


*Warbler pushes a button and a cone of silence incases Chaltab.*
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dude that was almost 50 years ago, luke remade the council
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sorry I dont count the E.U. as being part of the offical canon.
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even then that happened 25 years ago.
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Originally posted by: Warbler
sorry I dont count the E.U. as being part of the offical cannon.


Yeah. Darn that EU. I don't like Ewoks or the fact that Vader is Lukes dad. Those aren't canon either, IMO.

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let me get this correct.....you don't count Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi as part of the canon?

Originally posted by: Shimraa
even then that happened 25 years ago.


Luke recreated the council in the E.U., not in Jedi.
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I was parodying you. "I don't count that as canon!"

You didn't even give a reason.

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Even though he said cannon.
http://www.vision.caltech.edu/feifeili/101_ObjectCategories/cannon/image_0002.jpg
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I only count Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi as part of the Canon. sorry.
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welli geuss we can call you narrow-minded
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And weak-willed, I mean, he didn't even live up to his boycott.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."