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Boil them?
Mash them?
stick them in a stew?
And to answer the age old Fruit vs Vegetable question: Potatoes are Invertebrates


Boil them?
Mash them?
stick them in a stew?
And to answer the age old Fruit vs Vegetable question: Potatoes are Invertebrates

You can make art


and you can make creepy art


What’s taters?

What’s taters?

Boil them?
Mash them?
stick them in a stew?
Don’t forget frying them.

you can be a special effects guy


Boil them?
Mash them?
stick them in a stew?Don’t forget frying them.
the french style?

Sadly potato guns are not made out of potatoes

Did you know you can send them through the mail?

Shoot a video?

Shoot a video?
How

Shoot a video?
How
It’s what YouTube comments tell me.

Shoot a video?
How
It’s what YouTube comments tell me.
That’s not very convincing

Boil them?
Mash them?
stick them in a stew?Don’t forget frying them.
the french style?
french or hash brown style, either way.

Boil them?
Mash them?
stick them in a stew?Don’t forget frying them.
the french style?
french or hash brown style, either way.
Both good! Potatoes can be used for all three meals of the day.

Watch 'em compost, 'cause I hate taters.

Watch 'em compost, 'cause I hate taters.
You probably poke their eyes out, you monster!

I gouge 'em. So much more intimate and satisfying.

What can you do with a Potato?
Do you mean “what can you do?” as in “what are you able to do?” or “what are you legally permitted to do?” My answer kinda hinges on that.

What can you do with a Potato?
Do you mean “what can you do?” as in “what are you able to do?” or “what are you legally permitted to do?” My answer kinda hinges on that.
I think the first. But I’m interested in hearing your answer regardless of how you interpret it. 😎


Where were you in '77?


I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

Throw it at a lightswitch if you’re lazy to get up.

Needs a snooze button 😋