Last night I dreamt that I discovered a global conspiracy to brainwash/kill the masses and turn them into digital avatars of their former selves on a phone app, which resulted in someone throwing lawnmowers at me and messing with the dimensions of my house and nearly killing me several times.

That was a dream within the dream, and when I “woke up,” I discovered a “real” global conspiracy of a similar nature. This time, I ran around trying to warn my friends that I had seen this all in a dream, but they didn’t believe me, of course.

I woke up from this other dream within a dream to find that I had discovered a “real” global conspiracy definitely for real this time. It was a vicious cycle of nightmare.

I remember more details of each of the dreams, but I know not how to describe them, which is disappointing because this could be a fun story if I knew how to really tell it.