“Hatchet”
Lots of people get killed and Harmony from Buffy and Angel gets her knockers out. 3.5 out of 10.
“Hatchet II”
Ever wondered what it would look like if a man was dragged across the room by his intestines then strangled with them so hard that his head popped off? Well then look no further my friend because this is the movie for you. 3 out of 10.
“Hatchet III”
The bad guy gets chopped in half longways by falling backwards onto a huge chainsaw in the first few minutes. Fear not, he comes back shortly after and resumes his rampage. The big guns turn up but are no match. Everybody dies but apparently there’s another sequel… 2 out of 10.
“Victor Crowley”
Despite being melted by having a relative’s ashes tipped out from an urn onto him in the last movie that naughty lad Victor is back for more bloody shenanigans as I wonder what the hell I’m doing with my life. 3 out of 10.