“A check‽”
“Yeah, but it’s a good check. See, Chris’ mom wrote it to Chris 'cause Chris bought her something — I can’t remember what — then I bought Chris some press-on nails, I gave Chris the difference, and she wrote the check over to me. So I’ll write the check over to you, you keep the difference, and I’ll take the hot dog. So, you got a pen?”
“Get outta here!”
“Wait! I’m starving! You’d rather throw it away than give it to me‽”
“I work on a cash-only basis.”
“But it’s a perfectly good check!”
“No! I’ll make it very clear. You slip me the cash, and I’ll slip you the weiner.”
“But I don’t have any cash!”
“Then I don’t have a weiner!”