My ass is biased in favor of emitting noxious fumes. People around me believe it is biased against the idea of breathable air.
In turn, my ass believes that these people have all ganged up on it in a vast conspiracy to unfairly curtail its freedom of expression. Furthermore, it has recently adopted the tactic of dismissing any atmospheric composition other than its own output as being fake.
I’m sure the truth is somewhere in the middle.
In other news, butt soup.