Also I find the comparison of Luke to an old drunk Santa Clause ridiculous, but you already knew that.
Also you don’t have to call him a “fat Santa Claus” since that’s redundant.
Sorry to bring you the news, but Santa’s fat belly is just a myth. In reality it’s just padding, because if Santa was really so obese, high blood pressure would have gotten the better of him decades ago. 😉
PS. Reindeer’s noses can’t really glow in the dark. That too is a myth.
Damn! I should be writing Star Wars movies, this is fun!