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true.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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why is that dayv?
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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oh ok, i understand. want me to come and babysit them?
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God forbid how your kids would turn out under the care of Motti Poppins.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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(sings) Just a spoonful of whiskey helps the medicine go down...

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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hey! i resent that! im great with kids.
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Uh huh. I believe you

*whispers
Dayv, hide your kids!
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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now youre just being mean. hehe
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All in good fun. You'd have done the same to me. And don't lie about it.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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moi? pshh... never!
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[sneeze] Bullshit![/sneeze]

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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hey! i heard that.
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
(sings) Just a spoonful of whiskey helps the medicine go down...


Be nice to poor Motti. He wouldn't be singing anything like that to kids. It would be more like:

"One hundred bottles of beer on the wall, one hundred bottles of beer..."
"May the force be with you!"
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Better than :
67 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall,
67 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall.

Plucky Duck: Excuse me, but isn't that song supposed to be a hundred bottles of BEER on the wall?
Mom Pig: WE DON'T DRINK IN OUR FAMILY, PLUCKY!

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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guys... there is something wrong.
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thank you dayv!
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Originally posted by: Jedi Master
Be nice to poor Motti. He wouldn't be singing anything like that to kids. It would be more like:

"One hundred bottles of beer on the wall, one hundred bottles of beer..."

It's not as though we need to worry about the kids being scarred for life by his lyrics. They'd already be so drunk that they wouldn't hear a single word he's saying. Like Stewie in that one episode of Family Guy where Peter builds the bar in his basement. Cracked me up!
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Reminds me of a story from my youth. A friend of mine had 2 foster brothers, aged ~2 and 4, and they went bottle picking in the ditches one day. The kids sat in the back of the truck while my friend and his brother loaded the bottles into the back. Well, of course there's a few beer bottles in with the load, some of which still had the dregs left in them, and the 2 kids were sipping the dregs out as they went along. By the time they got to the bottle depot, they were completely loaded, and my friend's mom was horrified. He, of course just laughed it off; after all, what are you gonna do?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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LOL! nice gundark... innocent durnk stories are great!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)