I’m just curious, other than not being Trump, what qualifications does Oprah have for being President?
Being Oprah.
I agree with Jeebus and CatBus but I think this is a good answer.
It is not answer at all.
What qualifications does Warbler have for being President?
Being Warbler.
What qualifications does Frink have for being President?
Being Frink.
What qualifications does Mrebo have for being President?
Being Mrebo.
See?
Given that Trump was elected, more or less*, for being Trump, I think “Being Warbler” is a perfectly acceptable answer.
*I may have placed that clause in the wrong place.