Sometime in the future, a new user joins named ana. ana is a troll with ties to violent gang-related business in the outside world, and seems to be attempting to recruit members from this site into his gang for some reason. It is generally agreed that he should be removed. The moderator gang of the site declares war. The mods banned ana.
I tried to buy the Despecialized Editions from him but I just got a gram of Black Tar Heroin in the mail instead. No wonder they call him Duracell Energizer…
Disclaimer: I did not try to buy any fan projects nor did Duracell Energizer sell any fan projects (or drugs) that I’m aware of. This post is purely satire.