Try clicking on the ‘The Ultimate Introductory Guide’ link in the 1st post of this thread - that will help you.
The file is very big - it will likely take more than a night to download - though it will still be quicker than spending 45 dollars tonight and waiting weeks for a delivery from a bunch of freeloading leeches.
So you were always going to go to bed with nothing.
Good luck with it tomorrow.