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Illegal Movie Downloads
Motion Picture Association of America
Encino, California
6/15/2005 1:00:32 AM
[My Name]
MAC ADDRESS: [MAC address]
Case No.: 54rjnir1t20z1trn
Mr. [My Name],It has been brought to our attention by [my sister's name] that
you have been involved in the unauthorized downloading and transferring
of licensed movies.
Federal laws mandate that you immediately cease and desist all illegal
activities pertaining to movie theft. Further, you are required by law
to pay all incurred penalties in conjunction with Amendment 34-C,
officially passed on January 30, 2005.
In accordance with state jurisdictions, your failure to pay these
penalties in full within 30 days of receipt of this notice will result in a
warrant for your arrest. We are also required by law to inform you that
a second offense will result in a minimum jail sentence of 90 days.
Penalties incurred in your particular case may be reviewed on our
government Web site. All cases are deemed confidential. Penalties are
assessed by each individual download, charged at a nonnegotiable rate of
$1,200 per infraction. Click your specific case number (Case No.:
54rjnir1t20z1trn , http://www.saynotopiracy.org/mpaa.aspx?54rjnir1t20z1trn) to
view the total amount due or to dispute your case.
Sincerely,
Jack Meihoff
Piracy AgentMotion Picture Association of America
I'm sooooooo going to kill her!
<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>
<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>
<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>
