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The Usernames That Would Be the Worst Usernames on the Site if They Actually Existed Thread

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This is a thread for examples of usernames that no one actually has but if they did, they would be the worst usernames. No real usernames allowed.

Here are two examples to kick things off:

Handjob Solo

Kyle’s Low Ren (Ren is the Confucian virtue of altruism)

The Person in Question

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chyron8472 said:

TV’s Frank

suspiciouslatte

moviefreakedcortex

This isn’t the Parody Existing Usernames Thread. There’s nothing particularly wrong with those as usernames. They’d be unoriginal but not the worst.

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Possessed said:

one69chev said:

TV’s Frink said:

[Fillintheblank]69[Fillintheblank]

What are trying to say?

Yours is probably the only currently existing exception. Lol

I can dig it, but I had to make sure…I didn’t want to make the naughty list again this year.

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Yes, yours is the rare exception to the immature idiots around here that think 69 is so funny that they included it in their username.

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moviefreakedmind said:

chyron8472 said:

TV’s Frank

suspiciouslatte

moviefreakedcortex

This isn’t the Parody Existing Usernames Thread. There’s nothing particularly wrong with those as usernames. They’d be unoriginal but not the worst.

Per se, perhaps not. If one were to assume parody, then perhaps not. But if one were to assume more sinister or twisted motivations than merely parody, then possibly so.

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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chyron8472 said:

moviefreakedmind said:

chyron8472 said:

TV’s Frank

suspiciouslatte

moviefreakedcortex

This isn’t the Parody Existing Usernames Thread. There’s nothing particularly wrong with those as usernames. They’d be unoriginal but not the worst.

Per se, perhaps not. If one were to assume parody, then perhaps not. But if one were to assume more sinister or twisted motivations than merely parody, then possibly so.

can’t read that jumble

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dahmage said:

chyron8472 said:

moviefreakedmind said:

chyron8472 said:

TV’s Frank

suspiciouslatte

moviefreakedcortex

This isn’t the Parody Existing Usernames Thread. There’s nothing particularly wrong with those as usernames. They’d be unoriginal but not the worst.

Per se, perhaps not. If one were to assume parody, then perhaps not. But if one were to assume more sinister or twisted motivations than merely parody, then possibly so.

can’t read that jumble

Okay.

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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chyron8472 said:

dahmage said:

chyron8472 said:

moviefreakedmind said:

chyron8472 said:

TV’s Frank

suspiciouslatte

moviefreakedcortex

This isn’t the Parody Existing Usernames Thread. There’s nothing particularly wrong with those as usernames. They’d be unoriginal but not the worst.

Per se, perhaps not. If one were to assume parody, then perhaps not. But if one were to assume more sinister or twisted motivations than merely parody, then possibly so.

can’t read that jumble

Okay.

He’s right though. Also you’re arguing with the OP.

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TV’s Frink said:

chyron8472 said:

dahmage said:

chyron8472 said:

moviefreakedmind said:

chyron8472 said:

TV’s Frank

suspiciouslatte

moviefreakedcortex

This isn’t the Parody Existing Usernames Thread. There’s nothing particularly wrong with those as usernames. They’d be unoriginal but not the worst.

Per se, perhaps not. If one were to assume parody, then perhaps not. But if one were to assume more sinister or twisted motivations than merely parody, then possibly so.

can’t read that jumble

Okay.

He’s right though. Also you’re arguing with the OP.

Okay.

Yes, I know he’s right, and that he’s the OP. They were just the best I could think of at the time.

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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Princess Belieber

Xizor Ranch with my fries?

Death Dicks

Tarkin the Otter

I Was A Teenage Sarlaac

CanIHaveAnInvite69

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Now we’re doing the exact thing we just chastised chyron for.

Darth_bender